Mmmmmm Beer!!

A dog cannot live on beer alone.

I can smell it, I can taste it,

can I get to it? - mmmmmm beer!!

Rule 13 - Leave Your Baggage Behind You

Don't carry your your worries with you.

Look behind, say goodbye.

Feel light - be happy.

Rule 12 - Enjoy a Good Holiday

I love being on holidays,

it gives me an excuse

to wear a silly hat.

Rule 11 - Be Strong

Be a Bollywood Babe.

I will not be a door mat to anyone.

I am my own mistress.